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Offline Richknight203  
#1 Posted : 23 August 2016 15:00:30(UTC)
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On the 4th of September 2016 at 7.pm (6.pm Prep) Tekecraft will be hosting a Chivalry Medieval Warfare Event

We will have 2 randomly assigned teams on a team objective map one defending and one attacking.

The wining team gets complete bragging rights as well as the knowledge that they're the best there ever was.

To apply just respond to this form saying "I want to be half the man your mother was!" (A small essay wouldn't hurt ether.)
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#2 Posted : 23 August 2016 22:46:20(UTC)
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"I want to be your Mother's man"
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#3 Posted : 23 August 2016 23:14:40(UTC)
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"I want to be half the man your mother was!"

This Essay is dedicated to: Harambe

Harambe was born at the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas on May 27, 1999. He was named by Dan Van Coppenolle after the 1988 Shanachie song "Harambe (Working Together for Freedom)" by Rita Marley. Harambee is a Swahili term for communal labour.

On September 18, 2014, Harambe was transferred to the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden to learn adult gorilla behavior and join a new social group.


On May 28, 2016, a three-year-old boy visiting the Cincinnati Zoo fell into the moat at the Gorilla World habitat. Witnesses claim they heard the child say he wanted to go into the gorilla enclosure. The boy then climbed a three-foot-tall fence, crawled through four feet of bushes and then fell fifteen feet into a moat of shallow water. Zoo officials immediately signaled for the three gorillas in the habitat to return inside, and two females did so. However, the third gorilla, the inquisitive 440-pound male silverback, Harambe, climbed down into the moat to investigate the child splashing in the water.

Over the next ten minutes, Harambe became increasingly "agitated and disoriented" by the screams of onlookers. He dragged the child through the water, occasionally propping him up when he sat, or pushing him down when he stood. Harambe exhibited "strutting" behavior – walking around with legs and arms stiffly extended to appear bigger – a bluffing move, though one with inherent danger should he throw or drag the boy around too roughly. Harambe then carried the boy up a ladder out of the moat onto dry land. Afraid for the boy's life, zoo officials made the decision to kill Harambe, doing so with a single gunshot. Cincinnati firefighters said the boy was between Harambe's legs when he was killed.

Harambe was killed one day after his 17th birthday. At the time of his death, he weighed 440 pounds (200 kg).

Dicks out boys... Dicks out
RIP Harambe

By Not Me:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Harambe

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Offline Wulfy96  
#4 Posted : 23 August 2016 23:15:29(UTC)
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"I want to be half the man your mother was!"

Windows 95 (codenamed Chicago) is a consumer-oriented operating system developed by Microsoft. It was released on August 24, 1995,[4][5] and was a significant improvement over the company's previous DOS-based Windows products.

Windows 95 merged Microsoft's formerly separate MS-DOS and Windows products. It featured significant improvements over its predecessor, Windows 3.1, most notably in the graphical user interface (GUI) and in its simplified "plug-and-play" features. There were also major changes made to the core components of the operating system, such as moving from a mainly co-operatively multitasked 16-bit architecture to a pre-emptively multitasked 32-bit architecture.

Accompanied by an extensive marketing campaign,[6] Windows 95 introduced numerous functions and features that were featured in later Windows versions, such as the taskbar, the "Start" button and the way the user navigates. It was also suggested that Windows 95 had an effect of driving other major players (including OS/2) out of business, something which would later be used in court against Microsoft.

Three years after its introduction, Windows 95 was succeeded by Windows 98. Microsoft ended support for Windows 95 on December 31, 2001.

RIP WINDOWS 95 . 98 was better !

Windows 95 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_95

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Offline Vintagedwarf  
#5 Posted : 31 August 2016 16:29:19(UTC)
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i want to be half the man your mother was!

Quick question who comes up with these phrases? They're fucking great.

Dicks out for that dead gorilla
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#6 Posted : 02 September 2016 14:56:07(UTC)
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I want to be half the man your mother was!

Girl.... I'm gonna take the month of August off... just to get you off
I'm freaky... I'm gonna clear the table top, we're gonna need a mop, I'm freaky

Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat
And then we can float in the moat and be freaky
Freaky
Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey
Stick some money to the honey, now I'm covered in money, honey
I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the glass
You can act like you don't know me
I take a cup and then I put it on my head
And I just stand there being freaky with a cup on my head

I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky baby)
You didn't believe me (Don't look at me)
I told you I was freaky (Look at me)
Girl, let's get freaky
Offline Richknight203  
#7 Posted : 04 September 2016 19:50:03(UTC)
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Teams were
Team 1: Megan, Brendan, Wulfy, Sam
Team 2: Archie, Richard, Darragh, Ethan

Winners were: Team 2: Archie, Richard, Darragh, Ethan
Offline AKGBrendan  
#8 Posted : 06 September 2016 18:11:42(UTC)
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Not gonna lie would really want to redo the tournament, just because it was my favorite tournament by far maybe with more numbers if we could manage it
Offline Richknight203  
#9 Posted : 06 September 2016 21:54:56(UTC)
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I agree but there are other games on the waiting list. (The next event is a toss up between Minecraft and CS:GO)
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